🌠Wisdom from Sirius Starseer
“When the leash tangles, pause and sniff the wind – the universe is always trying to send you a message through smells.”
🪐 Cosmic Canine Report
Today marks a curious swirl in the Squirrel Retrograde, which may explain why some dogs are having trouble catching their tails or remembering where they buried yesterday’s stick. Expect bursts of energy followed by sudden distractions – especially if squirrels, cats, or even floating leaves are involved. A great day for mental stimulation games and short, spontaneous sprints. Humans, keep a few backup treats in your pocket – you’ll need them for focus control.
🎉 Today’s Your Dog’s Birthday?
The year ahead shines bright for the birthday pup, with treat acquisition success rates looking strong thanks to the influence of Kibble Jupiter. Your dog may find themselves more drawn to adventurous walks, possibly even dipping their paws into streams they once avoided. Social encounters will be rich – expect bonds with both dogs and unexpected allies like ducks or toddlers. Birthday advice? Let them lead the walk today – their nose knows best.
🌟 Today’s Predictions
♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your dog is full of bold ideas and sudden zoomies, thanks to Mars in Tug-of-War. They’re likely to initiate games and may bark first, ask questions later.
Lucky Treat: Salmon bites
Power Hour: 9am – 10am
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
A bit lazy but cuddly today – your dog just wants their spot and a quiet chew session. The Gravitational Pull of the Couch is especially strong.
Lucky Nap Spot: In a sun patch
Power Hour: 2pm – 3pm
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
Expect mood swings and a strong interest in every squirrel, car, or falling leaf. They’re chatty, restless, and ready for anything.
Lucky Toy: Squeaky duck
Power Hour: 4pm – 5pm
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
They’ll want to stay close to home or follow you like a shadow. The Leash Moon Phase is bringing extra clingy vibes.
Lucky Companion: Human sibling
Power Hour: 11am – 12pm
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
All eyes on them – and they know it. Performances during walk time will be dramatic and might involve showing off tricks to strangers.
Lucky Trick: Spin
Power Hour: 1pm – 2pm
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Your dog’s sticking to their routine, but with more sniff inspections than usual. The Tail Comet makes them extra methodical.
Lucky Walk Location: Hiking trail
Power Hour: 10am – 11am
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
They’ll try to make peace between barking dogs and will likely befriend the grumpy neighbourhood cat. Very focused on keeping the vibes nice.
Lucky Encounter: Friendly mail carrier
Power Hour: 3pm – 4pm
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Mysterious digging in the garden? Yep, that’s Pluto’s Lost Toy Mystery kicking in. Your dog is on a secret mission you may never fully understand.
Lucky Mischief: Digging a hole
Power Hour: 5pm – 6pm
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Nothing can stop the wanderlust today. If they had a passport, they’d already be at the gate. Adventure is calling.
Lucky Walk Location: Beach
Power Hour: 8am – 9am
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
A good day to reinforce training – their focus is strong and discipline is high under Saturn’s Collar Ring.
Lucky Trick: Paw shake
Power Hour: 7am – 8am
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Expect the unexpected. Mid-zoomie nap? Sudden bark at a flower? It’s all part of the plan in your dog’s quirky mind.
Lucky Dream: Flying with birds
Power Hour: 6pm – 7pm
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
They’re tuned into your emotions more than usual – especially if you’re feeling off. Give them an extra cuddle.
Lucky Weather: Overcast with light drizzle
Power Hour: 12pm – 1pm
🌠 Final Bark of Wisdom from Sirius Starseer
“Sniff every corner of the walk – even the ones you’ve sniffed before. Some scents are second chances from the stars.”